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Post  minjolina on Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:16 pm

owde bi treBAlo si oni koji znaju neke zanimljiwe wicewe to i da napisu...

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Post  eXperT on Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:20 pm

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Post  ArPaDoni on Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:10 pm

Ili Jos bolje http://www.suhavoda.com/ cheers

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Post  Velja on Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:56 pm

postrojio hitler zarobljeike kad neko od zarobljenika pocne da zeva,Hitler pita ko je to bio,ali niko se ne odaziva i on pobije ceo prvi red,kad neko pocne da kaslje,a Hitler pita ko je to bio,svi cute i Hitler pobije ceo drugi red,kad neko kine,a Hitler pita ko je kinuo kad neko vikne ja....a Hitler mu kaze nazdravlje Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  Velja on Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:27 am

Vozio se Mujo motorom i slucajno udario vrapca u letu.Bilo mu je zao,stao je i video da je vrabac jos ziv.Poneo ga je kuci i stavio u kavez sa malo vode i hleba.Nekoliko sati kasnije,kad se vrabac probudio,pogleda oko sebe i poče da place kajuci se:
-Resetke,hleb ,voda... ja sam u zatvoru!Ubio sam motociklistu!
xaxaxa

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Post  Velja on Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:31 am

Plače Perica na sav glas u sred ulice. Priđe mu lik i smiruje ga:
Nemoj da plačeš, reci šta je?
Izgubio sam se
Pa dobro kako se zoveš?
Pericaaaaaa kmeeeee!
Dobo perice a jel znaš svoju adresu?
Znaaaaam kmeeeee!
E pa nema problema, koja je adresa?
perica@hotmail.com
lol! lol! lol!

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Post  minjolina on Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:14 pm

www.sto-posto-zabava.com super je stranica werujte mi

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Post  Svaba on Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:59 am

Muskarac pocrveni 3 puta u zivotu: Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
-kada kresne prvi put.
-kada prvi put nemoze da kresne po drugi put.
-kada drugi put nemoze to da uradi ni prvi put.
Zena takodje pocrveni 3 puta u zivotu: Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
-kada se kresne prvi put.
-kada prvi put to uradi za pare.
-kada prvi put mora da plati da bi je neko kresnuo.

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Post  ArPaDoni on Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:15 am

www.kotijebezensku.co.ya Very Happy

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Post  ArPaDoni on Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:19 pm

usao nadrogirani zeka u banku i rekao:VAZDUH U RUKE,PLJACKA VAM MATERINA,OVO JE PICKA! alien

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Re: wicewi dana!!!

Post  nOvoSaDjanKa_ on Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:35 pm

Mama koza ostavlja jariće u svojoj kući i kaže:
- Mama sad ide u samoposlugu a vi ne otvarajte nikom vrata. A kad ja dođem lozinka je >sisaj sisu< a vi me onda pustite.
Vuk to sluša i kad je mama koza otišla on priđe kući i pokuca na vrata a jarići uglas:
- Ko je?
- Sisaj sisu!
- Sisaj ti kurac, imamo mi špijunku!

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Post  Hordak on Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:07 pm

nOvoSaDjanKa_ wrote:Mama koza ostavlja jariće u svojoj kući i kaže:
- Mama sad ide u samoposlugu a vi ne otvarajte nikom vrata. A kad ja dođem lozinka je >sisaj sisu< a vi me onda pustite.
Vuk to sluša i kad je mama koza otišla on priđe kući i pokuca na vrata a jarići uglas:
- Ko je?
- Sisaj sisu!
- Sisaj ti kurac, imamo mi špijunku!


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Re: wicewi dana!!!

Post  Velja on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:17 pm

Dosla Fata u Ameriku i upoznaje se sa predsjednikom Klintonom. Klinton pruza
ruku Fati i kaze:
"Bil?"
Fata prihvata ispruzenu ruku i odgovara:
"Bih, kako ne bih sa predsjednikom!"

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Post  Velja on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:18 pm

Mama i tata se dogovore da vode ljubav u WC zbog toga sto zive u malom
stanu ,da nebi uznemiravali sincica. Jednog dana kaze sin tati:
"Tata zar opet imas proljev?
"A sto sine"rece zacudjeni otac
"Pa opet sam cuo mamu kako vice-ovo tvoje govno je opet mlitavo" .

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Post  Velja on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:18 pm

Dosla Fata i kaze Muji da ju je silovao Crnogorac.
Mujo je pita:
Odkud znas da je Crnogorac?",a ona mu odgovara
"Kako necu znati kada sam sve sama morala da radim "

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Post  Velja on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:21 pm

Kako se javlja crnogorski macak na telefon?
-Alo, odje tigar.

A kako se pozdravljaju crnogorski vrapci?
Dje si sokole

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Post  Velja on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:22 pm

Dakle, ima Mujo puno djece, ali je*e on i dalje.
I tako, u akciji, kaze njemu Fata:
Mujo, smisljaj ime ili pazi!
Ma, ne brini se ti nista.
Malo kasnije, Fata ce opet:
Mujo, brzo smisljaj ime, ili vadi!
Mujo, pomalo van sebe i zadihan:
Ma, ne brini se ti nista.
Na to Fata:
Mujoooo, vadiiiii, ili imee smisljaj!!!
I, tako Mujo obavi poso, a Fata pita:
Mujo, jesi li ime smislio?
Mujo, polako izadje iz Fate, lezerno skine prezervativ,
onako pun, da ne kazem socan, te ga pokaze Fati ponosno,
pa kaze:
Ako iz ovoga pobjegne, nek se zove David Kopperfield.

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